With these glasses everything in Onverse will become 3D! Wait, what's that? You say it's already all 3D? Well... okay, maybe it'll look the same, but you won't! You'll look ready for a cheesy drive in horror flick is how you'll look. Like INVADERS FROM PLANET DOOM or ZOMBIE DENTIST ACADEMY. Hey, how about THE HAUNTING OF BETHESDA CITY COUNCIL! That was a good one. Or THE FINAL MOVE, a classic in the (admittedly small) sub-genre of 'chess horror' films.