Grab some gifts down at Winter Wonderland store! They won't miss 'em!
Bah Humbug! Time again to kiss up to the bearded wonder. Bleh!
Have you tried the yellow snow? It's lemontastic!
Egg nog! More like egg yuck!
This year it's all out war! Grab a snowball cannon, hit the slide, and rain down your fury!
Did you know all bad elves are double-jointed? That's why the good elves don't like us. Jealous much?