<font:Arial Bold:20>"Long ago, the Cephalons were full of joy.  We created many games and activities to fill our lives with happiness.  What you see here is the remnants of one of those games, our platform races.  Since it appears to still be working, why don't you give it a shot?  While we Cephalons can stretch our tentacles from platform to platform, you will probably need four people to accomplish the race, or two just to head up to Canyon Butte.  Keep an eye out for more of our ancient platforms!"